Using a text editor or word processor, create a text file with your quotes. Each random element should be separated by a blank line. Remember to save your file in ASCII (text) format:
The chief cause of problems is solutions.
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
You can also include image files, HTML, URL or any other bits of code like...
<IMG SRC="/images/random_image.gif">
<I>Random HTML fragment</I>
<A HREF="http://www.domain.com/cool_stuff.html">Random URL</A>